I write.

Campaigns. Socials. Articles.

Your dad’s phone number on the bathroom stalls.

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I’ve written it all.

Because I’ve been writing it (for money) for over eight years.

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I started in radio, where you learn to write properly.

Then at a production agency doing the same thing. But bigger.

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Then I toured with Simon & Garfunkel for five beautiful years before I found my true calling.

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Being The Senior Copywriter, writing for global brands.

Brands like Speedo, Berghaus and Canterbury.

Writing E V E R Y T H I N G.

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Big social media campaigns. Clever little headlines.

Niggly product copy. Show-stopping emails. Detailed blogs.

Scripts. Toolkits. Press releases. Brand guidelines.

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The scripts I’d written for BBC Radio 1, Dave & Channel 4. All pointless crap.

The reworked three-part harmonies for The Boxer? Utter dogshit.

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Now, I was a real writer.

Now, I could tell a story.